So, these fellas get court-side seats at the big game and a few “Bud Lite of Europes” and are living high on it. Fair enough. They can drink their Diet Coke Zero beer and have a good time I’m sure.

But then Eva Longoria wants one. Ok, I understand the point: get a beautiful woman involved… except she’s been married for two years. I mean, did this escape the whole casting crew/director/producer … She’s not gonna cheat on Tony Parker with these fuckin’ flakes that just happened to find themselves in Horatio Algeresque circumstances that got them a few free brewaters and decent seats at the hoops game.
FURTHERMORE, the most plausible explanation for her being courtside is it’s a fucking Spurs game and her husband is playing for them.
What incentive is that? If you think about it this way, she’s just an aggravating bitch tryin’ta’ bogart one of their (2) beers.
If it was yours truly going to the game with the mammoth webmaster, and we ended up in the same circumstances (i.e. Detroit playing San Antonio)
and we got our shitty beer,
and we sat down,
and Eva Longoria asked us for one….
we’d be like ” Matter of fact, take this terrible shit; your taste in beer reveals why you married a bald giant midget from France.” [Aren't normal people just giant midgets? -Ed.]