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Barack Obama wins the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize; World shits collective brick.

9, Oct 2009

Apparently, the Committee that decides who to award the Nobel Peace Prize agrees with the above image.
I think the second part of the title to this article might give you readers a little bit of insight into how this article is going to play out, but if not, I’ll spell it out plainly: I’m [...]

Language Obfuscation/ Sarah Palin/ Regulation

29, Sep 2009

Radio’s Regulatory Roadblocks – How the FCC slows new wireless technologies
Fear not, solutions are discussed as well. A very solid article that escapes harsh criticism and presents the facts in an easily digestible form.
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You Commit Three Felonies a Day
“Early in 1774, Benjamin Franklin reported the British government’s harsh reaction to a petition he had presented [...]

Net Neutrality is the FCC beginning to censor the internet. You just don’t know it.

26, Sep 2009

It’s a straw man. It’s a nonissue that is a gateway to Google.cn being your homepage. And why not? Google wanted to do business in China so they helped censor the internet. Do you think your ISP needs to go to the trouble?

Student creates renewable energy from hair; Scalping crime rate increases 300%.

23, Sep 2009

Original Story
What do geriatric ears, shower drains and solar panels have in common?  Hair. Perhaps not before, but they do now, thanks to Nepalese teen, Malin Karki.  While most of us spent/spend our teen years  picking our faces or reading hentai, this lovely kid was figuring out a way to create and harness renewable energy.
While [...]

California Police Taser Unarmed and Legless Man, then leave him pantless in the street for ten minutes.

21, Sep 2009

Link to Original Story
What the Hell is wrong with the police these days?
Years ago, and by years I mean the 80’s and 90’s, you hardly ever heard about someone getting tasered or beaten by police for such mundane things as sitting on their porch (Video) or simply questioning why they were being harassed (Video [...]

Alan Wake or: The Quest for a Release Date.

20, Sep 2009

This blog post is dedicated to the masses who have waited in vain for a game title so elusive, it’s starting to become this decade’s answer to Duke Nukem Forever. (And don’t give me, “Wasn’t DNF this decade’s answer to DNF?” Because, well, you’ll have to figure that shit out on your own…)
Anyhow, [...]

Family insulted at U.K. restaurant; “how do you like it?” inquires rest of world

16, Sep 2009

Apparently, getting Mexican food in THE UNITED KINGDOM isn’t always a choice idea. The family in this article received a harsh note on their receipt. Again, mexican food in West Yorkshire. … Other than taco bell (somehow)
Keep your receipts.
-Rob the Poet Blind

Artist freezes nine pints of blood in self-portrait sculpture; vampire dentistry stocks soar.

16, Sep 2009

What is art?
To Andy Warhol, art was oxidized piss on a canvas. To John Cage, it was four minutes and thirty-three seconds of pure silence, (not) played by a full symphony orchestra. But to Marc Quinn, it’s something much stranger and much, much closer to home. You could really say Marc puts [...]

Reuters hits another out of the park

15, Sep 2009

… takes second stage to a FUCKING MUPPET THAT’S RIGHT I DON’T EVEN HAVE A CAPS LOCK KEY BUT I’M FUCKING PISSED.


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