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Why I hate Ben Franklin

22, Sep 2009

Only half-thinking I toss the now crumpled Franklin into the depleted non-stick pot. On the down-step of my third step I felt the soft crisp of a thrown $100 bill behind my left ear.

Louis C.K. On: Being White (nsfw)

21, Sep 2009

Caught this last night through random Youtubing and thought I’d share it with the world. There’s some F-bombs in there, so keep it down if you’re listening at work.
For what it’s worth, Louis C.K. is quickly becoming one of my favorite all-time comedians right behind George Carlin. It seems like every act he [...]

Heineken Ad feat. Eva Longoria

18, Sep 2009

I mean, did this escape the whole casting crew/director/producer … she’s not gonna cheat on these fuckin flakes that just happened to find themselves in Horatio Algeresque circumstances that got them a few free brewaters and decent seats at the hoops game.

There’s static in the air

17, Sep 2009

I will not fall
I will not fail
I pound the walls/ I shake the cage
I will not fall
I will not fail.

Mortal Kanye

16, Sep 2009

found on reddit

The internet, huh? So… it’s pretty easy to use? Well, my roommates did say my porn was getting pretty stale lately.

16, Sep 2009

This post is in running for the longest title ever. Much like a horny Princess Zelda, I’ve got it out for long links.

Family insulted at U.K. restaurant; “how do you like it?” inquires rest of world

16, Sep 2009

Apparently, getting Mexican food in THE UNITED KINGDOM isn’t always a choice idea. The family in this article received a harsh note on their receipt. Again, mexican food in West Yorkshire. … Other than taco bell (somehow)
Keep your receipts.
-Rob the Poet Blind

Artist freezes nine pints of blood in self-portrait sculpture; vampire dentistry stocks soar.

16, Sep 2009

What is art?
To Andy Warhol, art was oxidized piss on a canvas. To John Cage, it was four minutes and thirty-three seconds of pure silence, (not) played by a full symphony orchestra. But to Marc Quinn, it’s something much stranger and much, much closer to home. You could really say Marc puts [...]

Reuters hits another out of the park

15, Sep 2009

… takes second stage to a FUCKING MUPPET THAT’S RIGHT I DON’T EVEN HAVE A CAPS LOCK KEY BUT I’M FUCKING PISSED.


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