Archive for the ‘Rants’ Category

Barack Obama wins the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize; World shits collective brick.

9, Oct 2009

Apparently, the Committee that decides who to award the Nobel Peace Prize agrees with the above image.
I think the second part of the title to this article might give you readers a little bit of insight into how this article is going to play out, but if not, I’ll spell it out plainly: I’m [...]

Language Obfuscation/ Sarah Palin/ Regulation

29, Sep 2009

Radio’s Regulatory Roadblocks – How the FCC slows new wireless technologies
Fear not, solutions are discussed as well. A very solid article that escapes harsh criticism and presents the facts in an easily digestible form.
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You Commit Three Felonies a Day
“Early in 1774, Benjamin Franklin reported the British government’s harsh reaction to a petition he had presented [...]

The Nation keeps tabs on the nation’s religious extremism

22, Sep 2009

Let me speak directly to every human on Earth who is ‘in touch’ with god’s will: You insignificant maggot, you don’t have the cognitive ability to comprehend One One-Trillionth of one percent of a divine plan or wisdom. Don’t pretend to even be cognizant of it at work or that it exists in a form you would ever be able to possibly understand. You are HUMAN. You are an ANIMAL with the RIGHT TO DREAM but that does not make it FACTUAL.

Why I hate Ben Franklin

22, Sep 2009

Only half-thinking I toss the now crumpled Franklin into the depleted non-stick pot. On the down-step of my third step I felt the soft crisp of a thrown $100 bill behind my left ear.

California Police Taser Unarmed and Legless Man, then leave him pantless in the street for ten minutes.

21, Sep 2009

Link to Original Story
What the Hell is wrong with the police these days?
Years ago, and by years I mean the 80’s and 90’s, you hardly ever heard about someone getting tasered or beaten by police for such mundane things as sitting on their porch (Video) or simply questioning why they were being harassed (Video [...]

There’s static in the air

17, Sep 2009

I will not fall
I will not fail
I pound the walls/ I shake the cage
I will not fall
I will not fail.

The internet, huh? So… it’s pretty easy to use? Well, my roommates did say my porn was getting pretty stale lately.

16, Sep 2009

This post is in running for the longest title ever. Much like a horny Princess Zelda, I’ve got it out for long links.

Reuters hits another out of the park

15, Sep 2009

… takes second stage to a FUCKING MUPPET THAT’S RIGHT I DON’T EVEN HAVE A CAPS LOCK KEY BUT I’M FUCKING PISSED.

Darwin Film Too Controversial for Religious America

12, Sep 2009

BECAUSE IT’S WRONG. That’s right. Wrong. A value judgment. It is wrong to kill yourself and others for the sake of a god that does not exist.

Brick Faced Concrete Walls Inc.

10, Sep 2009

This was the placard on a pickup truck’s door which was parked in my girlfriend’s neighbors’ driveway. Why didn’t they just call the place “It’s a scam”? Of all the things to phone in. Too bad they couldn’t have done detroit and n. state, those god damn CCC eyesores are almost as harmful to vehicles [...]


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